I did something that i don’t usually do tonight, I actually cleaned my room. But when I go outside to put my garbage in the bin I screamed. There was a huge MOTHER-FUCKING SPIDER!!!!! I sent my brother Ashley outside to put my rubbish in the bin and the first thing i hear is wow, this thing IS huge, I’ll go get the Mortein. I’m now sitting in my room with my windows closed, my light on and jumping at every sound and movement and all i can hear is the sound of bricks grinding against each other D: 

Then Ashley walks into my room and let’s me know that he killed it…and three other equally sized spiders. 

There will probable be an army of MASSIVE spiders outside the backdoor just waiting for me to try and go to work, then they will pounce on me. I need mortein grenades or something. All I know is that nothing will help me sleep soundly tonight. Stupid, scary, big, massive, huge, black, brown, intimidating, fear-inspiring, movement-inhibiting, army-gathering, yucky, spawning, large, smelly, terrifying, mortifying, zombie spider. Paranoia is kicking in. NO ONE IS SAFE!!!!!